笑话3:這个解答非常好!

由 ¿Qin² 周日六月 28, 2009 1:04 am

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...

「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."

「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
"So why not today? Please!"

「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
"OK, but listen carefully."

「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.

並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.

那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.

因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,

就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」
nine months later we ended up with a virus."